With just seven days till Christmas and looking for something for the holiday season, we came across this video in Youtube. So forget about all those traditional Christmas carols, like White Christmas and Jingle Bells, because this guy has absolutely the funniest Christmas song for all you Harley Davidson owners.

After the jump, you’ll find the lyrics so you can sing along.

Ever since I was a baby,
my poppa always said,
“Santa flies on Christmas night
in a reindeer driven sled.”
I’ll tell you I believed him.
I thought that it was true.
But last year I saw something
I’ve got to share with you.

Santa rides a hog! Santa rides a hog!
It’s red and green and looks real mean.
It even scared my dog.
Santa rides a hog! And that’s no lie
Just go and check him out yourself
next time he cruies by.

I was shoveling the driveway,
knee-deep in the snow,
wondering in winter.
where motorcycles go.
Just then from behind me,
I heard a deafening roar,
Turned and I saw something,
no way I could ignore.

-chorus-

Sidecar full of presents
Engine full of chrome.
Santa rumbled down my street,
headed for my home.
I dove into a snowbank
so Santa wouldn’t see,
his Harley riding secret
had been revealed to me.

-chorus-

Well I stayed in that snowbank
‘til his job was done.
Then I started for my house
broke into a run.
Fearful I’d been spotted
I looked under the tree.
A motorcycle jacket
was waiting there for me.

-chorus-

Source | gocatdave

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