Yes, you read that correctly - a new motorcycle invention called the Snot Gun has been designed to drain spit away from your mouth while riding and fire it out the back of your helmet, in the face of any aggressive, tail-gating drivers or riders. I had never really thought of it, but I guess nose picking is prohibitive as a rider, and sniffing and swallowing would just get annoying after a while.

The Snot Gun works by a kind of accelerator system which, when switched on, allows you to spit into a mouth piece. Your spit then passes through a tube to the exterior of the helmet, where it gets shot out the back up to a distance of nearly eight feet! The guy who invented this is currently looking for a manufacturer, apparently, and is even making a few himself in the US for a cost of about $135 US.

Apparently there is also:

a new model of the snot extractor that uses an oscillation overthruster, which utilizes the molecular harmonic frequency of glass resin, to allow foreign objects to pass through the helmet shell. The overthruster includes an imbedded cold fusion power source, which produces radiation levels only slightly above NRC thresholds

And I though this wasn’t for real….

Source | Nobodymotorcycleclub via Motorbiker

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